So I am gonna jump out of order and discuss something that still continues to confuse me, lube. This probably seems like an odd thing to confuse someone, but there are vastly different kinds of lube that can be used for different purposes. This morning, as I was laying in bed, I was contemplating whether I should get up and go shower, or be a little late for work and masturbate and then shower. My horniness won and masturbation and then showering won. I grabbed my trusty laptop, located an interesting pornographic movie and began touching my piece.
I am not a big fan of dry masturbation and used to use Vaseline when I was younger. I actually didn't discover the joys of lube until a few years ago, but using lube while masturbating changed my life. Currently, I have two types of lube. I have lube for anal sex and lube for masturbating. I am not a big fan of water based lubes because they tend to have a sticky consistency.
Straight people have an easy time with lubes. All you have to do is watch those silly KY commercials where they talk about how pleasurable lube is for his and her pleasure. Straight people don't have to investigate lube or go into sex shops to purchase it because lube isn't really necessary for vaginal intercourse because the vagina is pretty lubricating all on it's own. For vaginal intercourse any average Joe can just walk into their local CVS or super market and grab any old bottle of lube sitting on the shelf. An asshole does not provide the same lubrication as a vagina, so lube is generally necessary, especially if it's been awhile or the dick is especially large. I mean I have had anal sex using just saliva but that's generally not an easy task.
I remember the first time I ever really bought lube for anal intercourse. I googled it, and read the reviews. It was very helpful, but I still feel overwhelmed when i walk into a porn shop and see the shelves upon shelves of lube. There's water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based, and they all serve different purposes. Oil and silicone based lubes will temporarily or permanently stain your sheets, and silicone lube will wear away at condoms so you have to be careful, but the right lube can and will make all the difference.
I prefer a silicone-based lube for most of my intimate liaisons, but I recently bought my favorite lube for anal sex in a water based formula. I have yet to use it because well I'm not that big of a slut and the one person I'm currently fucking is having performance issues. My one friend recently impressed upon me the dangers of using silicone-based lube with condoms, and I recently caved. This warning is actually on silicone lube bottles if you took the time to read the fine print, but when you are in the throws of passion who is gonna take the time to do that. Silicone-based lube can also cause craters to form in your toys if your toys happen to also be made of silicone. Who would have thought.
My favorite lube for anal sex is Pjur Backdoor Anal Glide with Jojoba extract for added pleasure. The first time I used it my whole body tingled while being penetrated. It was quite amazing. It is to this day the only product that I have left a review for on Amazon.com. I dare you to guess which one is mine.
Do not fear everyone I still use my silicone-based lube for toys and my self-pleasuring sessions because I love it. It never dries out, it makes everything slicker than a slip-n-slide in August, and it is odorless and tasteless (for those of you that like to suck on a lubed up penis). Oil-based lube is essentially a throwaway. I have yet to meet someone who enjoys the messiest lube on the market. When you use oil-based lube everyone can tell that you've had sex by looking at your sheets. I tend to want my sexual exploits to be mostly my little secret. Well, I hope that you found this little tutorial on lube informative, and if you have any questions feel free to comment and I will do my best to have or find out the answers.
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