Thursday, June 19, 2014

Baby Penises

Does size matter? It is an age old question that we will all debate until we are blue in the face, and the truth is yes. Size does matter, but it differs to everyone. Some like a longer penis, others like a thicker penis, and I'm sure that there are individuals out there that even enjoy the occasional baby penis and the mythical chode (if you do not know what a chode is please Google it, stay away from images).

People often assume that because I am a lofty six foot three and a half inches that my dick is also massive, this is unfortunately not true. Last time I checked with my trusty ruler I measured somewhere between 6.5 and 7 inches, depending on how turned on I am. This is well above the world average, thank you Asians, and above even the United States average. So all things considered, I'm ok with this.

During my 2 year plus excursion with men thus far I have seen a lot of penises in many different colors, shapes, and sizes. I have been with guys about my size, close to my size, drastically larger and smaller than I am, and I've learned not to judge. I have even come to appreciate the baby penis from time to time. There was a point in my homosexual sex life where normal penises hurt, and I had to adjust. I found this Filipino with a slammin' body and a teeny tiny penis, like hard it could not have been more than 5 inches. At the time this more than satisfied my needs, and the body was like a jack hammer. I think this was to make up for his lack of length and girth, so he needed to pound the crap out of things to prove that he was a virile man. I didn't mind I like sex to be a little rough, but this guy was definitely trying to prove stuff.

We hooked up for the first time in the winter of 2012 and then I started dating my ex, so it never went any further. During 2013 we would periodically hit each other up, but the timing was never quite right. Then in January of 2014 we were both in a place where casual sex made sense and we started hooking up for a few months. Sex tended to last about fifteen to twenty minutes and became rather monotonous. Flippy wasn't a huge fan of foreplay so the entire interaction only lasted about thirty to forty-five minutes, which was less then my trip there and back. Some may not think that this venture was worth it, but my booty was very tight for a while and it was really all I could handle. As they say, beggars can't be choosers, plus his body was slammin', just want to reiterate that. A good body can go a long way.

He went to California to visit his sister after tax season, he was an accountant, and I never heard from him again. Maybe he found something better or maybe he died. I have no idea, and really I think it is for the best. I've moved on to bigger and better things ;)

Then there are size queens that will only have sex with gigantic penises, we are talking like 8 plus. I would assume this would be a difficult feat to accomplish because eventually you have to run out of large penises. I just don't understand writing someone off because they have a less than huge penis. I mean what if they eat a really good ass (or vagina for you ladies), suck a good dick, or make excellent pancakes?

Then there are the people that say that it's not about the size, but how they use it. I agree with this argument to a certain extent because sex is more than just cramming a huge dick into an orafice. If this were the case then we would all just use dildo's. There is something to how good a lover is in the bedroom. The chemistry between two people, and how your bodies interact with each other. I mean if a guy had an 8 inch dick, but drooled all over your face, aimlessly thrusted into you, and grunted like an old sow would you really want to fornicate with him?

Essentially, size matters to everyone to a certain extent, but there are more factors involved. My advice, try them all. Don't box yourself in because you think you like something. Go out and taste all the penises of the rainbow!

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